The Sorting Chat — A Harry Potter Podcast

Three adult women talk once a month about “Harry Potter” and laugh at each other.

Episode 20 — I Care For People

October 4th, 2018
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Hello, and welcome to the "best" Harry Potter podcast with the worst audio! We've got a little bit of everything for you in this one — except for Dayle, who was out sick. (#wandsoutfordayle) It's just Cherie and Lauren this time, talking about The Hogwarts Express and general boarding school transportation, lamenting "The Cursed Child" (again) and eventually devolving into punch-crunk conversation about Season 3 of "The Surreal Life" and our love for Brigitte Nielsen. It's what all the hep cats are talkin' about in 2018! 

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Thanks as always to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.

New episode next week!

September 28th, 2018

Hello, friends, lovers and everybody else who's just like, "What is this page?" We'll have our next episode up next week, Oct. 4, so we can get back on schedule with posting on the first Thursday of each month. This has been a weird summer, what with strange work hours, medical issues and international travel, but we're hoping to be back on track starting next month. Thanks so much for your patience, and please don't forget to PM us all your sexiest fan fiction. We love you all!

Episode 19 — Wackadoodle

August 23rd, 2018
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Hello, friends and lovers! Welcome to this very, very late episode. Join us as we try to answer listener questions, and get sidetracked by snakes and soccer! Also, Lauren's daughter Lucy interrupts several times until we decide to invite her to talk to us, at which point she clams up faster than that frog from the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Kids! They love to troll! Thanks to listener Katie for bearing with us and for being kind about our ignorant assumptions about the British. It's the American Way!

[CW: Heavy discussion of mental illness]

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Email: thesortingchat@gmail.com
Facebook: facebook.com/thesortingchat
Twitter: @thesortingchat

Thanks as always to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.

Episode 18 — People Hanging Out With Ghosts

July 5th, 2018
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Hey everybody, it's us! We're back, and ready to talk about Harry Potter! In between talking about makeup and lovingly criticizing our friends and family for their shortcomings! Listen as we discuss the dynamics of couples with both magical and non-magical partners, ghosts and wizard sex! Listen also as we are plagued by technical difficulties, turning this episode into a narrative disaster! It's our very own Cursed Episode! If you listen to it, you'll be dead in 7 days! It's good fun!

[CW: murder, mental illness, sex]

Web: thesortingchat.com
Email: thesortingchat@gmail.com
Facebook: facebook.com/thesortingchat
Twitter: @thesortingchat

Thanks as always to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.

Episode 17 — Diggle Diggle Diggly Dig Diggly Diggly

June 7th, 2018
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Hello, and welcome back to the OTP — the One True Podcast about Harry Potter! Or so we have said. This time, we were missing our dear Dayle, but stepping into her shoes is the indomitable Dr. Saulter, who is both a mental health professional and a mother of Cherie! We spend a while talking about the Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery game, before moving onto using Dr. Saulter's expertise to try and diagnose the mental health of all our favorite characters. Meanwhile, Lauren and Cherie both remember that a mom is present and neither one of us do a cuss. It sure is a hoot! Come on and give it a listen.

[CW: incarceration, mental illness, abuse]

Web: thesortingchat.com
Email: thesortingchat@gmail.com
Facebook: facebook.com/thesortingchat
Twitter: @thesortingchat

Thanks as always to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.