The Sorting Chat — A Harry Potter Podcast

Three adult women talk once a month about “Harry Potter” and laugh at each other.

Episode 7 — Pajorts

August 17th, 2017

In this episode, we talk about the cruel enslavement of house elves, wizard farm-to-table, fan fiction and the feasibility of interspecies intercourse in the wizarding world — all the stuff that's hot with kids these days! Joining us is our special guest, Robert/Dub, who also happens to be Cherie's "less cool" brother — his words, not mine. But also mine. Sprinkled in there is some other stuff that I can't remember because, geez Louise it takes forever to edit these things. Enjoy!

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