The Sorting Chat — A Harry Potter Podcast

Three adult women talk once a month about “Harry Potter” and laugh at each other.

Minisode 5 — The Gute’ll Getcha

September 28th, 2017

Hello people friends — and other friends? — and welcome to a new minisode. We're talking about squibs, the Harry Potter Universe's most unfortunate souls, and what kind of jobs they might do. (Thanks, superfan Jordan Haggerty, for reminding us that squibs exist and getting this talk-ball rolling.) We then catch that slammin' tangent wave into discussing theme park rides and our ideal Wizarding World attractions. Ride this wave with us, friends. Ride it all the way home.

Episode 8 — It’s My Job!

September 14th, 2017

Welcome, friends, to another of these things we keep doing. In this episode, Cherie, Dayle and Lauren make the case that Mary Poppins is a witch, continue stalking another similarly-named Harry Potter podcast, and come to a startling revelation about Lauren's true feelings about Molly Weasley. How can we serve you? It's our pleasure!

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Thanks as always to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.

Minisode 4 — Red Dots

September 7th, 2017

This party size episode features talk omitted from our last episode with our guest, Robert/Dub(/Dove?). We talk a little bit about Pop Pop, mostly about Harry Potter, and poop on Dothan, Alabama like so many Molly Weasleys. (Apologies to Dothan: not for pooping on you, but for confusing you with Enterprise, Alabama, the real home of the Boll Weevil Statue). Give it a listen, folks. You're not going to find quality rambling like this on any other low-rated nonsense podcast, I can tell you that right now.

Find us on Facebook: Facebook.com/TheSortingChat

Email us: thesortingchat@gmail.com

And many thanks, as always, to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.

Episode 7 — Pajorts

August 17th, 2017

In this episode, we talk about the cruel enslavement of house elves, wizard farm-to-table, fan fiction and the feasibility of interspecies intercourse in the wizarding world — all the stuff that's hot with kids these days! Joining us is our special guest, Robert/Dub, who also happens to be Cherie's "less cool" brother — his words, not mine. But also mine. Sprinkled in there is some other stuff that I can't remember because, geez Louise it takes forever to edit these things. Enjoy!

Email us your weird fantasies about Terry Boot's sexual awakening with a herd of centaurs at: thesortingchat@gmail.com

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Thanks as always to Zach Stidham for composing "The Sorting Chat Theme." He's at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music

Episode 6 — Friendship Fest, Part 2: Ranch It Up or Bleu Cheese It

July 20th, 2017

In this episode, we continue chatting with our Best Friend Forever Leah. Lauren attempts to reconstruct the plot of a lost piece of HP fanfiction written long ago. Cherie talks about her fantasy friendship with Shane, and grown man and high school photographer. Dayle talks about her salad-dressing-inspired personal mantra. Leah keeps supplying Dayle with alcoholic beverages. We sink into a long tangent about our middle and high school years and that wackiest of weeds. And what's this? We also argue about Snape ONCE AGAIN? Only on the Sorting Chat, my dudes.

Find us on Facebook: Facebook.com/TheSortingChat

Email us: thesortingchat@gmail.com

And many thanks, as always, to Zach Stidham, who composed "The Sorting Chat Theme." Find him at zachstidham.bandcamp.com or on Instagram @zach.stidham.music.